Fifty Shades of Grey Hair Jan 7, 2013 19:09:05 GMT Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by Stu on Jan 7, 2013 19:09:05 GMT The missus bought a Paperback In Smiths last Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; 'Twas “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, and At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And then things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back up on her feet; A couple of minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, stepped forward, and I stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; 'Bout what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.